On a scale of 1 to having an allergic reaction to the nonexistent cat in the room, how drunk have you gotten?
- laura: you suck
- carmilla: i am going to smile about that pun you tiny idiot
“ It all sounds too aggressively heterosexual to me. ”
— Carmilla writers watching TV (via incorrectcarmillaquotes)
Should we officially call it Tuesgay because all the shows
- Me: I like Tuesday because then I have a Thursday to look forward to. But Thursday, noooo, because then I have to wait for Tuesday and it just takes so long. I mean, they're both good but Tuesdays are better than Thursdays, you know?
- Friend: No... No, I don't know. That's all very confusing.
- Me: ah... Carmilla problems.
HIP-HOP VEGETABLES JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I CANNOT BREATHE I THOUGHT I COULDN’T LOVE THIS CAST ANYMORE I WAS WRONG